Call the OBR! George and Dave could learn a lot from Paige's follicles. While the UK economy bumps along at 0.9%, her hair has shown growth of 500%! And that's after taking into account the one-off effects of the unseasonaly warm weather and Pippa Middleton's bottom. For the last two months the only hair she has had was a "mousetache" on the back of her head. The reason for the growth is that she is in a period of maintenance, which means limited chemotherapy. But also, the drugs that mainly cause her hair loss are Dauno- and Doxorubicin, and she has not had either of these for a while. At this rate, her hair will be longer than her mother's by January!